"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while, so if it's close, you'd better hit it"
About this Quote
The intent is practical crowd control. Players love to argue judgment calls because “close” is where narrative and ego live. Hubbard reframes the dispute: if you’re gambling on a borderline pitch, you’re choosing to put your fate in a human being’s eyes, angle, and split-second timing. His subtext is blunt accountability: don’t treat the strike zone like a courtroom where you can litigate technicalities; treat it like weather. Adjust.
Context matters, too. Hubbard came out of a sports world before replay, before pitch tracking, before “accountability” meant a tweetstorm and a graphic overlay. Umpires then weren’t just adjudicators; they were part of the game’s muscle memory, keeping pace, discouraging chaos, maintaining authority without sounding like a tyrant. The line is a neat bit of psychological umpiring: admit you’re human, then dare hitters to stop outsourcing their chances to your imperfections.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sports |
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| Source | Attributed quote by Cal Hubbard. Listed on Wikiquote (Cal Hubbard) as: "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while — so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Original primary source not specified on page. |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Hubbard, Cal. (2026, February 16). Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while, so if it's close, you'd better hit it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/
Chicago Style
Hubbard, Cal. "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while, so if it's close, you'd better hit it." FixQuotes. February 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while, so if it's close, you'd better hit it." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.
