"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it"
About this Quote
The intent is practical crowd control. Players love to argue judgment calls because “close” is where narrative and ego live. Hubbard reframes the dispute: if you’re gambling on a borderline pitch, you’re choosing to put your fate in a human being’s eyes, angle, and split-second timing. His subtext is blunt accountability: don’t treat the strike zone like a courtroom where you can litigate technicalities; treat it like weather. Adjust.
Context matters, too. Hubbard came out of a sports world before replay, before pitch tracking, before “accountability” meant a tweetstorm and a graphic overlay. Umpires then weren’t just adjudicators; they were part of the game’s muscle memory, keeping pace, discouraging chaos, maintaining authority without sounding like a tyrant. The line is a neat bit of psychological umpiring: admit you’re human, then dare hitters to stop outsourcing their chances to your imperfections.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sports |
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| Source | Attributed quote by Cal Hubbard. Listed on Wikiquote (Cal Hubbard) as: "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while — so if it's close, you'd better hit it." Original primary source not specified on page. |
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Citation Formats
APA Style (7th ed.)
Hubbard, Cal. (2026, January 15). Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/
Chicago Style
Hubbard, Cal. "Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Boys, I'm one of those umpires that misses 'em every once in a while so if it's close, you'd better hit it." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/boys-im-one-of-those-umpires-that-misses-em-every-157885/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.
