"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men"
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A shrug disguised as a proverb, Kin Hubbard’s line takes the lazy alibi of “boys will be boys” and turns it into a receipt. The original phrase is a cultural hall pass: it frames male misbehavior as natural, inevitable, even faintly adorable. Hubbard’s twist is surgical. By extending the excuse to “a lot of middle-aged men,” he punctures the comforting idea that immaturity is a temporary phase, or that adulthood reliably upgrades character.
The comedy works because it’s not really about age; it’s about accountability. “Boys will be boys” pretends misconduct is biology, not choice. Hubbard’s add-on exposes the real function of the saying: it’s an escape hatch for men who prefer consequence-free living, and for the society that keeps offering them one. The line lands with a dry Midwestern bluntness that was Hubbard’s signature - plain language, sharp aim. No sermon, just a wry observation that makes the listener do the moral arithmetic.
Context matters: Hubbard wrote during a period when masculinity was being publicly reasserted through toughness, work, and “rough” behavior, even as modern social norms tightened around propriety. His joke is a quiet critique of that double standard: boys are expected to outgrow certain impulses, but men are often allowed to institutionalize them. It’s funny because it’s true; it stings because it suggests the punchline isn’t the men, but everyone who keeps laughing along.
The comedy works because it’s not really about age; it’s about accountability. “Boys will be boys” pretends misconduct is biology, not choice. Hubbard’s add-on exposes the real function of the saying: it’s an escape hatch for men who prefer consequence-free living, and for the society that keeps offering them one. The line lands with a dry Midwestern bluntness that was Hubbard’s signature - plain language, sharp aim. No sermon, just a wry observation that makes the listener do the moral arithmetic.
Context matters: Hubbard wrote during a period when masculinity was being publicly reasserted through toughness, work, and “rough” behavior, even as modern social norms tightened around propriety. His joke is a quiet critique of that double standard: boys are expected to outgrow certain impulses, but men are often allowed to institutionalize them. It’s funny because it’s true; it stings because it suggests the punchline isn’t the men, but everyone who keeps laughing along.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Rejected source: Short furrows (Hubbard, Kin, 1868-1930, Indiana Soci..., 1911)IA: shortfurrows00hubbrich
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| Featured | This quote was our Quote of the Day on January 12, 2026 |
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