"Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball"
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“Putting lace on a bowling ball” is the kind of line that lands with a thud because it’s supposed to. Vachss isn’t just making a cute analogy about bad design; he’s sneering at a whole mode of thinking that confuses ornament with purpose. A bowling ball is engineered for impact, weight, and controlled violence. Lace is coded as delicate, decorative, and performative. Mash them together and you get a visual gag that exposes the underlying stupidity: you can’t accessorize your way out of a fundamental mismatch between form and function.
The specific intent is a warning to builders, tinkerers, and especially marketers: if the device exists to do work, designing it primarily to look like something is a category error. It’s not that aesthetics don’t matter; it’s that aesthetics can’t be the mission statement. The subtext is moral as much as mechanical: there’s something faintly dishonest about prettifying an instrument meant for force, just as there’s something dishonest about selling surface as substance.
Context matters with Vachss. As a crime novelist and a writer obsessed with predation, coercion, and the systems that launder brutality into respectability, he’s attuned to camouflage. “Appearance” here reads like a tell: the moment you start building for how it plays, not what it does, you’re already in the business of misdirection. The joke is sharp because it’s also an accusation: you’re not improving the machine, you’re trying to distract us from what it really is.
The specific intent is a warning to builders, tinkerers, and especially marketers: if the device exists to do work, designing it primarily to look like something is a category error. It’s not that aesthetics don’t matter; it’s that aesthetics can’t be the mission statement. The subtext is moral as much as mechanical: there’s something faintly dishonest about prettifying an instrument meant for force, just as there’s something dishonest about selling surface as substance.
Context matters with Vachss. As a crime novelist and a writer obsessed with predation, coercion, and the systems that launder brutality into respectability, he’s attuned to camouflage. “Appearance” here reads like a tell: the moment you start building for how it plays, not what it does, you’re already in the business of misdirection. The joke is sharp because it’s also an accusation: you’re not improving the machine, you’re trying to distract us from what it really is.
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