"Buy land, they're not making it anymore"
About this Quote
The subtext is less about dirt than about power. In Twain’s America, land was the master asset: it conferred security, status, and political leverage, and it was being shuffled into fewer hands as industrial capitalism hardened. The joke’s cynical edge comes from treating “they” as an absent, helpless manufacturer. Who is “they”? God? The government? The universe? By making creation sound like an industrial process that’s been discontinued, Twain mocks the way Americans talk about destiny and enterprise in the same breath.
Context matters: this is the era of westward expansion, speculative booms, railroad fortunes, and the ongoing dispossession of Indigenous peoples - a reality the quip can glide past with its breezy inevitability. It works because it’s funny, and because it’s true in the narrowest sense, which is how many bad arrangements get sold as common sense.
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Twain, Mark. (2026, January 14). Buy land, they're not making it anymore. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/buy-land-theyre-not-making-it-anymore-26366/
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Twain, Mark. "Buy land, they're not making it anymore." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/buy-land-theyre-not-making-it-anymore-26366/.
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"Buy land, they're not making it anymore." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/buy-land-theyre-not-making-it-anymore-26366/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.






