"Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation"
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The genius is in the bait-and-switch. He begins with what sounds like a commonsense Enlightenment principle (say what you mean), then yanks the listener into apocalyptic metaphor: “liquid fire and distilled damnation.” Those aren’t descriptions; they’re verdicts. Fire evokes hell, but also addiction’s burn - bodily, financial, familial. “Distilled” is the sly hinge: the same word that makes spirits sound artisanal becomes evidence of moral concentration, sin refined to potency. Hall weaponizes the production process against the product.
Context matters. Hall preached in an era when evangelical revivalism and early temperance impulses were colliding with a British drinking culture still shadowed by the Gin Craze’s legacy. Clergymen weren’t only saving souls; they were trying to stabilize households and public order. Hall’s subtext is that drunkenness isn’t a private foible but a civic toxin, and that respectable society survives by giving dangerous pleasures respectable names. He’s not asking you to sip less. He’s insisting you stop lying about what you’re sipping.
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Hall, Robert. (2026, January 16). Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/call-things-by-their-right-names-glass-of-87821/
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Hall, Robert. "Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/call-things-by-their-right-names-glass-of-87821/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Call things by their right names - Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/call-things-by-their-right-names-glass-of-87821/. Accessed 3 Feb. 2026.







