"Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq"
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The line works because of its asymmetry. A taxi is mundane; a rabbi in Iraq (as she frames it) carries the weight of geopolitical upheaval, minority flight, and the erasure of once-present communities. The hyperbole is intentionally tasteless in that classic Lebowitz way: she borrows the language of catastrophe to describe a petty annoyance, exposing how “normal” in much of America is structurally hostile to anything resembling city life. It’s also a dig at the way Texas markets itself as modern and booming while remaining, at street level, stubbornly anti-pedestrian and anti-public.
Context matters: Lebowitz’s persona is the professional curmudgeon, a New York partisan whose humor thrives on exaggeration, impatience, and the pleasure of saying the impolite thing cleanly. The subtext isn’t really about Texas versus Iraq; it’s about how place determines possibility. In her worldview, if you can’t summon a taxi, you’re not just stranded - you’re living in a culture that has quietly decided you should never have been walking in the first place.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lebowitz, Fran. (2026, January 18). Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/calling-a-taxi-in-texas-is-like-calling-a-rabbi-14453/
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Lebowitz, Fran. "Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/calling-a-taxi-in-texas-is-like-calling-a-rabbi-14453/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/calling-a-taxi-in-texas-is-like-calling-a-rabbi-14453/. Accessed 22 Feb. 2026.






