"Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it"
About this Quote
The intent is practical: trash-talk the conditions, defend the player’s craft, and shift blame away from performance. But the subtext is about control. Baseball sells itself as a game of skill and fairness; Candlestick’s swirling gusts made it feel like the park was the opponent, not the pitcher or the lineup. Maris’s line protects the dignity of the contest by implying the venue is illegitimate - not just inconvenient, but fundamentally misbuilt.
Context matters: this is an athlete’s critique, not an urban planner’s. It’s a working professional pointing out that the people who design and monetize the spectacle often don’t have to stand in it. The humor isn’t decorative; it’s a survival tool. By turning misery into a one-liner, Maris converts frustration into folklore, and in doing so, he permanently brands Candlestick as less cathedral than cautionary tale.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Maris, Roger. (2026, January 16). Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/candlestick-was-built-on-the-water-it-should-have-110011/
Chicago Style
Maris, Roger. "Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/candlestick-was-built-on-the-water-it-should-have-110011/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Candlestick was built on the water. It should have been built under it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/candlestick-was-built-on-the-water-it-should-have-110011/. Accessed 27 Feb. 2026.






