"Chaperons don't enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet"
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Judith Martin, better known as Miss Manners, aims her scalpel at one of society's favorite fictions: that rules about "decency" are built to improve anyone's character. In this line, chaperons become less guardians of virtue than stage managers of appearances, hired to keep desire off-camera. It's a distinctly Martin move - using etiquette, that supposedly genteel domain, to expose how much of "morality" is really optics with a seating chart.
The intent is mischievously corrective. Martin isn't defending scandal; she's puncturing the smugness of supervision-as-salvation. A chaperon doesn't eliminate the thing adults are worried about. It changes the conditions under which it happens: quieter, later, behind a door, coded into plausible deniability. The subtext is that societies obsessed with propriety often produce not innocence but better concealment - and reward the people most skilled at pretending.
Context matters: Martin built her career during late-20th-century cultural battles where sexual freedom expanded while "family values" rhetoric surged. The chaperon is an old symbol, but it maps neatly onto modern equivalents - surveillance-y parenting, workplace "morality" policies, even purity culture. The joke lands because it's not only cynical; it's accurate about human behavior and social incentives. When the goal is to avoid embarrassment rather than harm, enforcement drifts toward theater: don't be different, don't be obvious, don't make the rest of us have to acknowledge what we already know.
The intent is mischievously corrective. Martin isn't defending scandal; she's puncturing the smugness of supervision-as-salvation. A chaperon doesn't eliminate the thing adults are worried about. It changes the conditions under which it happens: quieter, later, behind a door, coded into plausible deniability. The subtext is that societies obsessed with propriety often produce not innocence but better concealment - and reward the people most skilled at pretending.
Context matters: Martin built her career during late-20th-century cultural battles where sexual freedom expanded while "family values" rhetoric surged. The chaperon is an old symbol, but it maps neatly onto modern equivalents - surveillance-y parenting, workplace "morality" policies, even purity culture. The joke lands because it's not only cynical; it's accurate about human behavior and social incentives. When the goal is to avoid embarrassment rather than harm, enforcement drifts toward theater: don't be different, don't be obvious, don't make the rest of us have to acknowledge what we already know.
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