"Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next"
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Parenthood doesn’t make you wiser; it just makes your contradictions more visible. Franklin P. Jones, a working journalist with a columnist’s ear for domestic hypocrisy, lands the joke by treating children like tiny investigative reporters. “Unpredictable” sounds like the usual grown-up complaint about kids being chaotic, then the punchline flips the charge back onto the adult: the real wild card is which of your own inconsistencies they’ll expose next.
The line works because it smuggles a moral critique inside a light gripe. Adults like to imagine they’re teaching values in a tidy, top-down way. Jones implies the opposite: children learn by auditing behavior, not listening to speeches. The “catch you” is courtroom language, as if the household is a perpetual cross-examination where yesterday’s rule becomes today’s evidence. That’s funny because it’s true, and unsettling because it’s about power. Parents depend on authority; kids depend on noticing when authority doesn’t add up.
Context matters. Jones wrote in mid-century America, when the culture sold a confident picture of the competent parent and the well-run home. His wit punctures that ad copy. In an era thick with etiquette manuals and moral certainty, he’s pointing out that kids are the most ruthless fact-checkers in the room.
Subtext: if you want consistent children, start with consistent adults. Or at least admit you’re improvising. The “unpredictability” isn’t childhood itself; it’s the moment your kid repeats your own logic back to you, sharper than you intended.
The line works because it smuggles a moral critique inside a light gripe. Adults like to imagine they’re teaching values in a tidy, top-down way. Jones implies the opposite: children learn by auditing behavior, not listening to speeches. The “catch you” is courtroom language, as if the household is a perpetual cross-examination where yesterday’s rule becomes today’s evidence. That’s funny because it’s true, and unsettling because it’s about power. Parents depend on authority; kids depend on noticing when authority doesn’t add up.
Context matters. Jones wrote in mid-century America, when the culture sold a confident picture of the competent parent and the well-run home. His wit punctures that ad copy. In an era thick with etiquette manuals and moral certainty, he’s pointing out that kids are the most ruthless fact-checkers in the room.
Subtext: if you want consistent children, start with consistent adults. Or at least admit you’re improvising. The “unpredictability” isn’t childhood itself; it’s the moment your kid repeats your own logic back to you, sharper than you intended.
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