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"Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead"

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Bierce’s definition doesn’t just mock belief in psychic powers; it mocks the kind of man who pays for belief. The gag is engineered like a trap: you come in expecting a jab at the clairvoyant, but the punchline swivels to the “patron,” the customer whose money buys him the illusion of being understood, special, chosen. “Commonly a woman” is doing double duty, borrowing a period stereotype about female “mystics” while quietly pointing to the gendered economy of credulity: men with cash, women selling access to mystery in a culture that limited their legitimate avenues to authority.

The real target is vanity dressed up as curiosity. Bierce’s “invisible” isn’t a spirit world; it’s the painfully visible fact of the patron’s stupidity, which he cannot perceive because the entire transaction is built to flatter him. Calling him a “blockhead” is blunt, almost childish, and that’s the point: the patron’s gullibility deserves a nursery insult, not a sophisticated diagnosis. Bierce’s cynicism lands because it treats the marketplace of wonder as a marketplace of ego.

Context matters: The Devil’s Dictionary is late-19th-century American skepticism with a serrated edge, shaped by an era of spiritualism, parlor séances, and mass-media hype. Bierce, a journalist with a war-hardened pessimism, writes like someone who has watched respectable society repeatedly choose comforting narratives over inconvenient facts. The wit works because it’s not neutral; it’s accusatory. He’s not asking whether clairvoyance is real. He’s asking why so many men are eager to be conned, as long as the con reassures them they’re not the fool in the room.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceThe Devil's Dictionary, entry 'Clairvoyant, n.' — Ambrose Bierce, 1906 (satirical dictionary entry matching the quoted definition).
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 17). Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/clairvoyant-n-a-person-commonly-a-woman-who-has-33105/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/clairvoyant-n-a-person-commonly-a-woman-who-has-33105/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/clairvoyant-n-a-person-commonly-a-woman-who-has-33105/. Accessed 26 Mar. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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