"Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades"
About this Quote
The horseshoes-and-grenades punchline does more than get a laugh. It drags “close” out of sentimental sports talk and into the realms where proximity is the whole point: one quaint, one lethal. That contrast is the subtext. Baseball has no mercy for near-misses, but it also isn’t life-or-death; the humor comes from how aggressively Robinson refuses to let you hide behind partial success anyway. He’s insisting on accountability in a context where excuses are always available: bad hops, tough calls, wind, “just missed it.”
Robinson’s authority matters here. As an MVP and later a manager, he spoke from the dugout’s harsh math: careers hinge on inches, and inches don’t pay. The quote fits mid-century clubhouse culture too, where bluntness was a leadership tool and “almost” was another word for unprepared. What makes it endure is how it captures a broader American pressure point: we romanticize effort, but we reward outcomes. Robinson just says the quiet part out loud, with a grin and a blade.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Robinson, Frank. (2026, January 17). Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/close-dont-count-in-baseball-close-only-counts-in-78758/
Chicago Style
Robinson, Frank. "Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/close-dont-count-in-baseball-close-only-counts-in-78758/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Close don't count in baseball. Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/close-dont-count-in-baseball-close-only-counts-in-78758/. Accessed 9 Feb. 2026.





