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Life & Wisdom Quote by Robert B. Parker

"College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner"

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Parker’s line lands like a deadpan alibi: half confession, half boast, with the moral center of a hardboiled novel. He’s puncturing the prestige myth that education manufactures talent, then twisting the knife by name-dropping MIT, the ultimate symbol of institutional difficulty, as if to say: sure, you can raise the bar, but it won’t raise me.

The intent is less anti-intellectual than anti-credential. Parker isn’t arguing that learning is useless; he’s arguing that the kind of learning that mattered to his writing didn’t come in a syllabus. The subtext is a defense of voice as something stubborn and self-originating. In crime fiction especially, “the same writer” is a badge of identity: style as a fixed moral and tonal instrument, not a set of techniques you swap out after a good seminar.

The MIT bit does crucial work. It’s funny because it’s so implausible - Parker wasn’t angling to be an engineer - but that’s the point. By choosing a school associated with math, rigor, and gatekeeping, he makes “flunked out sooner” a controlled demolition of academic reverence. He’s also preemptively disarming critics who’d chalk his success up to schooling: if he’d been placed in an environment designed to humble people, he’d have been humbled faster, without changing the core.

Context matters: Parker wrote in a mid-to-late 20th-century literary economy where MFA culture and credential signaling were rising. The quip reads as a practitioner’s refusal to let institutions take credit for the work - or to let them define what counts as serious writing.

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Parker, Robert B. (2026, January 17). College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/college-had-little-effect-on-me-id-have-been-the-65370/

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Parker, Robert B. "College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/college-had-little-effect-on-me-id-have-been-the-65370/.

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"College had little effect on me. I'd have been the same writer if I'd gone to MIT, except I'd have flunked out sooner." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/college-had-little-effect-on-me-id-have-been-the-65370/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

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Robert B. Parker (September 17, 1932 - January 18, 2010) was a Writer from USA.

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