"Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated"
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A commencement speech, in Trudeau's hands, becomes less a rite of passage than a mildly coercive drugging: a ceremonial lullaby administered right before the real world starts asking for rent. The joke lands because it flips the supposed function of graduation oratory. These speeches claim to energize, to send young adults out with purpose. Trudeau suggests the opposite: they exist to smooth the edge of departure, to keep students compliant, grateful, and pleasantly numb during the handoff from institution to uncertainty.
The intent is classic Trudeau: skewer a self-serious American ritual by treating it as a bureaucratic tool. "Invented largely" parodies institutional origin stories, as if a committee once convened to solve the problem of too-alert graduates. "Properly" is the knife twist. Sedation isn't accidental; it's done with procedure, with benevolent authority. That word captures how universities (and the culture around them) often manage anxiety by wrapping it in platitudes: follow your passion, change the world, don't forget to network. Inspiration as anesthesia.
The subtext points to a wider pipeline: education as a controlled environment that must release people into a chaotic economy, and thus needs a soft-focus narrative to make that release feel like a triumph instead of a cliff. Coming from a cartoonist known for political and cultural satire, the line also nods to media-age skepticism: we can spot the script, we can feel the manipulation, and we still sit through it because ritual is comforting. Trudeau isn't just mocking commencement; he's mocking our hunger for sanctioned reassurance at the moment reassurance is least credible.
The intent is classic Trudeau: skewer a self-serious American ritual by treating it as a bureaucratic tool. "Invented largely" parodies institutional origin stories, as if a committee once convened to solve the problem of too-alert graduates. "Properly" is the knife twist. Sedation isn't accidental; it's done with procedure, with benevolent authority. That word captures how universities (and the culture around them) often manage anxiety by wrapping it in platitudes: follow your passion, change the world, don't forget to network. Inspiration as anesthesia.
The subtext points to a wider pipeline: education as a controlled environment that must release people into a chaotic economy, and thus needs a soft-focus narrative to make that release feel like a triumph instead of a cliff. Coming from a cartoonist known for political and cultural satire, the line also nods to media-age skepticism: we can spot the script, we can feel the manipulation, and we still sit through it because ritual is comforting. Trudeau isn't just mocking commencement; he's mocking our hunger for sanctioned reassurance at the moment reassurance is least credible.
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