"Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff"
About this Quote
The intent is less anti-communist manifesto than anti-utopian realism. Zappa’s target is any system that pretends human desire can be neatly redesigned by policy. "Stuff" is doing heavy work here. It’s not just property; it’s identity. Records, cars, gear, a house, a weird lamp you found on tour. Possessions become the proof that you exist as an individual, not a unit in somebody else’s plan. That’s why the line scans culturally even when it’s philosophically sloppy: it reads the emotional engine of ownership, not the legal definition.
The subtext carries Zappa’s signature suspicion of authority. If people "like to own", then any structure that requires surrendering ownership invites coercion, hypocrisy, or a black market with better taste. Coming from a countercultural figure who distrusted both state power and pious moralism, it’s also a jab at the romance of revolutionary talk among comfortable people: you can chant for the collective all night, then go home to your stereo.
Context matters: Cold War America, post-60s disillusionment, and Zappa’s career-long allergy to slogans. The quote works because it’s a heckle, not a treatise, and heckles are how you puncture fantasies that depend on everyone politely pretending human nature is negotiable.
Quote Details
| Topic | Equality |
|---|---|
| Source | Later attribution: Telling It Like It Is (Paul Bowden, 2011) modern compilationISBN: 9781461095613 · ID: w8_p1eGVj8gC
Evidence: ... Frank Zappa Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff. - Frank Zappa Everybody believes in something, and everybody by virtue of the fact that they ... Other candidates (1) Live On Broadway (Robin Williams) primary60.0% Song: "Live On Broadway" by Robin Williams |
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