"Congress will pass a law restricting public comment on the Internet to individuals who have spent a minimum of one hour actually accomplishing a specific task while on line"
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It lands like a mock policy proposal, but the target is cultural, not legislative: the cheap, frictionless talk that the internet makes irresistible. Grove is doing the very Silicon Valley move of translating a social complaint into a productivity metric, as if the cure for bad speech is better throughput. The joke is that it sounds just plausible enough to be scary. Anyone who has worked around engineers knows the fantasy: if you can measure it, you can fix it. Grove measures legitimacy in “one hour” of “accomplishing a specific task,” smuggling in a worldview where output confers the right to be heard.
The subtext is a rebuke to spectatorship. Online discourse, in this frame, is dominated by people who are commenting instead of building, reading instead of doing, inflaming instead of shipping. Grove’s prescription is intentionally authoritarian to spotlight what he sees as the internet’s core failure: it confers megaphones without requiring competence, effort, or skin in the game. “While on line” is the sharpest twist; the task has to be completed in the same environment that enables the noise, implying the medium isn’t neutral. It shapes behavior toward performance and distraction.
Context matters. Grove helped define the modern tech ethos at Intel: discipline, execution, paranoia about drift. Read against the early web’s utopian promises, the line becomes a prediction of comment sections as entropy machines. He’s not really asking for a law. He’s asking why we treat participation as a right divorced from contribution, and whether the internet can be redesigned to reward doing over reacting.
The subtext is a rebuke to spectatorship. Online discourse, in this frame, is dominated by people who are commenting instead of building, reading instead of doing, inflaming instead of shipping. Grove’s prescription is intentionally authoritarian to spotlight what he sees as the internet’s core failure: it confers megaphones without requiring competence, effort, or skin in the game. “While on line” is the sharpest twist; the task has to be completed in the same environment that enables the noise, implying the medium isn’t neutral. It shapes behavior toward performance and distraction.
Context matters. Grove helped define the modern tech ethos at Intel: discipline, execution, paranoia about drift. Read against the early web’s utopian promises, the line becomes a prediction of comment sections as entropy machines. He’s not really asking for a law. He’s asking why we treat participation as a right divorced from contribution, and whether the internet can be redesigned to reward doing over reacting.
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