"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking"
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Mencken’s genius here is the casual cruelty of the phrasing: conscience doesn’t warn us that we’re doing wrong, it warns us that we might get caught. In one neat turn, morality is demoted from divine hotline to basic surveillance anxiety. The joke lands because it sounds like a confession everyone half-recognizes, then dares you to deny it.
The intent is pure Mencken: puncture sanctimony, especially the kind that parades as civic virtue. By recasting conscience as a fear response to an audience, he frames “goodness” as performance, not principle. The subtext isn’t that people never act ethically; it’s that moral language is often a mask we strap on once we feel eyes on us. That “someone” is doing a lot of work: it could be God, the neighbor, the state, the editor, the social circle. Mencken compresses religion, respectability, and social control into a single implied watcher.
Context matters. Writing in an early 20th-century America thick with reform movements, Prohibition moralizing, and boosterish pieties, Mencken made a career out of scorched-earth skepticism toward public righteousness. This line reads like an antidote to the era’s self-congratulation: if virtue requires an audience, it isn’t virtue, it’s risk management.
What makes it stick is the economy and the misdirection. “Inner voice” cues the cozy language of ethics; “might be looking” flips it into a paranoid stage light. Mencken isn’t offering comfort. He’s reminding you that the most persuasive moral authority is often just the possibility of being seen.
The intent is pure Mencken: puncture sanctimony, especially the kind that parades as civic virtue. By recasting conscience as a fear response to an audience, he frames “goodness” as performance, not principle. The subtext isn’t that people never act ethically; it’s that moral language is often a mask we strap on once we feel eyes on us. That “someone” is doing a lot of work: it could be God, the neighbor, the state, the editor, the social circle. Mencken compresses religion, respectability, and social control into a single implied watcher.
Context matters. Writing in an early 20th-century America thick with reform movements, Prohibition moralizing, and boosterish pieties, Mencken made a career out of scorched-earth skepticism toward public righteousness. This line reads like an antidote to the era’s self-congratulation: if virtue requires an audience, it isn’t virtue, it’s risk management.
What makes it stick is the economy and the misdirection. “Inner voice” cues the cozy language of ethics; “might be looking” flips it into a paranoid stage light. Mencken isn’t offering comfort. He’s reminding you that the most persuasive moral authority is often just the possibility of being seen.
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