Life & Wisdom Quote by Budd Schulberg

"Conscience. That stuff can drive you nuts" lands like a punchline, but it’s really an indictment. Schulberg compresses an entire moral psychology into two clipped sentences: first the lofty abstraction, then the street-level diagnosis. The rhythm matters. "Conscience" arrives isolated, almost sanctified. Then he punctures it with "That stuff" - a deliberately dismissive phrase that treats ethics like a corrosive household chemical. The joke isn’t that conscience exists; it’s that living with it is incompatible with the way people actually maneuver through power, ambition, and self-preservation.

Schulberg’s career context sharpens the barb. He wrote with an insider’s eye for systems that reward duplicity - Hollywood, boxing, politics-adjacent celebrity - arenas where the cleanest narrative often belongs to the person most willing to edit their own memory. The line hints at a culture where guilt is less a moral compass than a liability, a mental tax on anyone naive enough to keep paying it. If you want to get ahead, the subtext suggests, you don’t cultivate conscience; you manage it, medicate it, outsource it to a publicist, a cause, a confession booth.

The intent isn’t purely cynical. It’s observational, almost mournful: conscience is portrayed as both proof of humanity and a mechanism of self-torture. Schulberg understands how easily "doing the right thing" becomes a private form of insomnia, while the shameless sleep fine. The humor works because it’s recognizably unfair - and because we suspect he’s right.