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"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others"

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Bierce doesn’t bother arguing politics; he detonates it. By defining “Conservative” as someone “enamored of existing evils,” he drags the word out of its self-flattering costume - prudence, stability, tradition - and pins it to a vice: affection for harm simply because it’s familiar. The bite lands harder because he makes “statesman” the subject, not “voter.” This isn’t a jab at ordinary people clinging to comfort; it’s an accusation that the professional steward of the public good has learned to love the machinery that grinds the public down.

Then comes the second blade: the Liberal, in Bierce’s view, isn’t a savior but a rival manufacturer. “Replace them with others” collapses reform into a cynical swap: new policies, new slogans, same human appetite for power and unintended consequences. The joke is symmetrical, but not neutral. Bierce’s real target is moral self-congratulation - the way ideologies sell themselves as cures while quietly preserving the need for patients.

Context matters. Bierce wrote as a journalist shaped by the brutality of the Civil War and the swaggering corruption of the Gilded Age, when “statesmanship” often meant managing monopolies, patronage, and racial hierarchy with a straight face. His dictionary form is a satirical weapon: it mimics the authority of reference books while insisting that official language is itself part of the scam. The subtext is bleakly modern: politics is less a contest between good and bad than a competition over which evils get to feel respectable.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
SourceAmbrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary — entry "Conservative" (definition appears under the headword in Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary, a well-known satirical lexicon by Ambrose Bierce).
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Bierce, Ambrose. (n.d.). Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/conservative-n-a-statesman-who-is-enamored-of-34982/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/conservative-n-a-statesman-who-is-enamored-of-34982/.

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"Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/conservative-n-a-statesman-who-is-enamored-of-34982/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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