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"Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different ways. There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here"

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Calling his own take a "corny answer" is classic Andrew Lloyd Webber: a wink at sentimentality before he leans into it anyway. He knows the criticism that haunts blockbuster musicals - that they’re basically expensive bedtime stories - and he disarms it by agreeing, sort of. If audiences for musicals are "children in different ways", he’s not insulting them; he’s defending the genre’s core transaction. Musicals ask for a particular kind of buy-in: emotion first, plausibility later. Webber frames that as a feature, not a flaw, and slips himself into the role of custodian of wonder rather than mere hitmaker.

The phrase "aren't they?" is doing quiet work. It turns a claim into a shared secret, inviting the listener to admit their own need for grand feelings, easy tears, and melodic catharsis. That’s also a canny cultural move: it rebrands escapism as psychological truth. Not childishness, but the part of adulthood that still wants permission to feel uncomplicated things in public.

Then the mood shifts: "There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here". Under the genial generalization is a flash of professional ache - the geography of taste, the uneven afterlife of a career. "Here" suggests a particular market, city, or institution that confers legitimacy. For a composer associated with mass appeal, the subtext is unmistakable: I gave you the pop operas you embraced; I wish you’d taken the rest of me, too.

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Webber, Andrew Lloyd. (2026, January 16). Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different ways. There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/corny-answer-is-of-course-is-that-everyone-who-113312/

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Webber, Andrew Lloyd. "Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different ways. There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/corny-answer-is-of-course-is-that-everyone-who-113312/.

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"Corny answer is of course is that everyone who wants musicals are children in different ways, aren't they? So you think of them in different ways. There are things of mine I'm sorry haven't come here." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/corny-answer-is-of-course-is-that-everyone-who-113312/. Accessed 8 Feb. 2026.

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Andrew Lloyd Webber (born March 22, 1948) is a Composer from United Kingdom.

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