"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves"
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The subtext is anxiety about authority. A critic’s job is to turn taste into verdicts, to translate an experience into doctrine. Behan’s joke tries to puncture that authority by reducing it to voyeurism: observation mistaken for mastery. There’s also a defensive artist’s move here: if you can’t create, your judgment doesn’t count. It’s a tempting argument because it flatters makers and delegitimizes gatekeepers in one swing.
Context makes it bite harder. Behan came up in a mid-century theater culture where critics could make or break a run overnight, and where Irish writers were often exoticized, patronized, or moralized about by London’s cultural apparatus. His wit weaponizes sexual politics to name an artistic one: the critic as functionary of a court, close to the action but loyal to the rules of the room. The line endures because it’s funny, mean, and just plausible enough to sting.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Behan, Brendan. (2026, January 15). Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/critics-are-like-eunuchs-in-a-harem-they-know-how-14017/
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Behan, Brendan. "Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/critics-are-like-eunuchs-in-a-harem-they-know-how-14017/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/critics-are-like-eunuchs-in-a-harem-they-know-how-14017/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




