"Cynic, n: a blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be"
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Bierce doesn’t defend cynics; he indicts everyone else. The barb in this definition is its fake sympathy: the cynic is supposedly cursed with “faulty vision” because he sees reality plainly. But the real target is a culture that treats honest perception as a moral defect. Calling clear sight “faulty” flips Victorian earnestness on its head, exposing how quickly people confuse optimism with virtue and discomfort with wrongdoing.
The word “blackguard” does heavy lifting. Bierce isn’t rehabilitating the cynic as a truth-teller; he’s reminding you that cynics can be contemptible, too. That’s the subtextual trap: even a scoundrel may be right about the world, which is precisely why society wants to discredit him. If reality contradicts what “ought” to be, it’s easier to attack the messenger’s character than to revise the story.
Written as a dictionary entry, the line performs Bierce’s signature trick in The Devil’s Dictionary: appropriating an authoritative, supposedly neutral form and corrupting it with acid. Lexicography becomes a weapon. In an era saturated with boosterism, moral reform rhetoric, and institutional pieties, Bierce’s journalism specialized in puncturing the self-serving “ought” that props up power. The joke lands because it recognizes a perennial social move: we pathologize realism, we romanticize delusion, and then we call it civility. Bierce makes that hypocrisy readable in one sentence, like a cracked mirror held up to public virtue.
The word “blackguard” does heavy lifting. Bierce isn’t rehabilitating the cynic as a truth-teller; he’s reminding you that cynics can be contemptible, too. That’s the subtextual trap: even a scoundrel may be right about the world, which is precisely why society wants to discredit him. If reality contradicts what “ought” to be, it’s easier to attack the messenger’s character than to revise the story.
Written as a dictionary entry, the line performs Bierce’s signature trick in The Devil’s Dictionary: appropriating an authoritative, supposedly neutral form and corrupting it with acid. Lexicography becomes a weapon. In an era saturated with boosterism, moral reform rhetoric, and institutional pieties, Bierce’s journalism specialized in puncturing the self-serving “ought” that props up power. The joke lands because it recognizes a perennial social move: we pathologize realism, we romanticize delusion, and then we call it civility. Bierce makes that hypocrisy readable in one sentence, like a cracked mirror held up to public virtue.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | The Devil's Dictionary — entry "Cynic, n."; Ambrose Bierce. Satirical dictionary entry from Bierce's well-known public-domain work, commonly reproduced in authoritative editions and scans. |
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