"Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody"
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The profanity matters. “Damn” is less about moral outrage than about authenticity; it signals this isn’t a polished press-conference thought, it’s the real vernacular of competition. Then comes the twist: “I’ll miss them less than anybody.” It’s not “I won’t miss them” - it’s comparative, as if there’s an imaginary line of mourners and Lemons is proudly dead last. That exaggeration is the joke, and also the message to fans and players: we’re not going to flatter the officials, we’re going to fight through them.
Contextually, it lands in a sports culture where blaming refs is both ritual and release valve. Coaches perform outrage to defend their players, energize the crowd, and redirect frustration away from the locker room. Lemons’ version is shrewder: he wraps the complaint in a laugh, making it harder to punish and easier to repeat. It’s cynicism with a whistle attached.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Lemons, Abe. (2026, January 17). Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/damn-referees-ill-miss-them-less-than-anybody-37328/
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Lemons, Abe. "Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/damn-referees-ill-miss-them-less-than-anybody-37328/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/damn-referees-ill-miss-them-less-than-anybody-37328/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.


