"Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent"
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A whole civilization’s self-importance collapses into a dictionary entry. Bierce’s definition of “Day” is a miniature act of sabotage: it borrows the calm authority of the reference book, then uses that authority to smuggle in contempt. “A period of twenty-four hours” is the expected, bloodless precision. The turn - “mostly misspent” - is the knife, sliding in on the word “mostly,” which makes the insult feel measured rather than merely bitter. He’s not claiming every moment is wasted. He’s claiming waste is the statistical norm.
The intent is not to mourn lost time in a self-help way but to expose the fraudulence of modern busyness. “Misspent” suggests choice, not fate: we squander time through vanity, routine, ambition, distraction, and the everyday theater of pretending our errands add up to meaning. Bierce’s subtext is that the average day is less a unit of life than a unit of self-deception, purchased with hours and paid back with rationalizations.
Context matters because Bierce earned his cynicism. A Civil War veteran who later sharpened his pen as a journalist, he watched public language get weaponized: politics dressed up as virtue, progress sold as salvation, moral certainty used as a cudgel. The Devil’s Dictionary thrives on that distrust. This line works because it turns the most basic calendar fact into an indictment of how we live under clocks, institutions, and narratives - and how readily we confuse motion with purpose.
The intent is not to mourn lost time in a self-help way but to expose the fraudulence of modern busyness. “Misspent” suggests choice, not fate: we squander time through vanity, routine, ambition, distraction, and the everyday theater of pretending our errands add up to meaning. Bierce’s subtext is that the average day is less a unit of life than a unit of self-deception, purchased with hours and paid back with rationalizations.
Context matters because Bierce earned his cynicism. A Civil War veteran who later sharpened his pen as a journalist, he watched public language get weaponized: politics dressed up as virtue, progress sold as salvation, moral certainty used as a cudgel. The Devil’s Dictionary thrives on that distrust. This line works because it turns the most basic calendar fact into an indictment of how we live under clocks, institutions, and narratives - and how readily we confuse motion with purpose.
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