"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks"
About this Quote
Sevareid, a major CBS voice in the mid-century era when broadcast news still traded on gravitas, is venting from inside a system that sold authority while operationally running on caution. His line drips with newsroom disdain for the managerial class: people who don’t gather facts or write sentences but still feel entitled to reshape both. Ducks are also herd animals; they nibble in groups. That’s an image of institutional consensus masquerading as professionalism, where no individual executive has to own the outcome because the outcome is produced by committee.
The intent is not just complaint but delegitimization. By choosing a death by ducks, Sevareid frames executive oversight as both humiliating and inescapable: you can’t fight it like a wolf, because it refuses to look like a wolf. It’s the violence of soft hands, delivered with a smile and a memo.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said (Robert Byrne, 2012) modern compilationISBN: 9781451648911 · ID: ANv-5xpfa-kC
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... Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks . -Eric Sevareid ( 1912–1992 ) 1,490 I won't eat any form of intelligent life , but I would gladly eat a network executive . -Marty Feldman ( 1934–1982 ) 1,491 My ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Sevareid, Eric. (2026, February 25). Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dealing-with-network-executives-is-like-being-44903/
Chicago Style
Sevareid, Eric. "Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks." FixQuotes. February 25, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dealing-with-network-executives-is-like-being-44903/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks." FixQuotes, 25 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dealing-with-network-executives-is-like-being-44903/. Accessed 29 Mar. 2026.


