"Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is"
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Schulz lands the punchline with the casual cruelty of someone who’s spent a lifetime drawing small people with big feelings. “Decorate your home” sounds like lifestyle advice, the kind that could float through a Sunday supplement. Then he tilts the mirror: decor isn’t self-expression so much as set dressing, a prop department for the story we wish our lives were telling.
The genius is in the word “illusion.” He doesn’t call it a lie; he calls it a stage effect, something everyone tacitly participates in. Home becomes a public-facing interior, even when the audience is just the mail carrier, the neighbor, or your own guilty self. Schulz understands the peculiar modern pressure to make private life legible and interesting, to translate messy days into coherent “taste.” A framed print, a carefully chosen lamp, a shelf arranged just-so: these are not merely objects, but alibis.
As a cartoonist, Schulz worked in a medium built on minimal lines that still have to convince you a world exists. That’s the quiet context behind the joke: decoration is a kind of cartooning of the self, a shorthand that suggests depth. The subtext isn’t that decorating is pointless; it’s that we’re all curating, because the alternative is admitting the ordinary is ordinary. The sting is that he’s right, and the relief is that he’s laughing with us, not just at us.
The genius is in the word “illusion.” He doesn’t call it a lie; he calls it a stage effect, something everyone tacitly participates in. Home becomes a public-facing interior, even when the audience is just the mail carrier, the neighbor, or your own guilty self. Schulz understands the peculiar modern pressure to make private life legible and interesting, to translate messy days into coherent “taste.” A framed print, a carefully chosen lamp, a shelf arranged just-so: these are not merely objects, but alibis.
As a cartoonist, Schulz worked in a medium built on minimal lines that still have to convince you a world exists. That’s the quiet context behind the joke: decoration is a kind of cartooning of the self, a shorthand that suggests depth. The subtext isn’t that decorating is pointless; it’s that we’re all curating, because the alternative is admitting the ordinary is ordinary. The sting is that he’s right, and the relief is that he’s laughing with us, not just at us.
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