"Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it"
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The line works because it weaponizes the tone of neutrality. A “definition” should be settled, boring, objective; Allston uses that posture to smuggle in a critique. “You pay for it” collapses the comforting distance between consumer and cost, and “whether or not you elect to receive it” sharpens the knife: choice is cosmetic. The phrasing echoes bureaucratic language - opt-in forms, default settings, taxes, fees, “included” services - where consent is implied and accountability is diffused. It’s not just about paying money, either. You pay in attention, in data, in time, in risk, in the slow inflation of expectations (the app is free; the surveillance is not).
Subtextually, it’s a warning about how modern life repackages coercion as convenience. “Free” becomes a social mood, a marketing promise, a political talking point; the costs are redistributed, externalized, deferred, or hidden in the fine print until they feel inevitable. Allston’s sting is that inevitability is the product. The joke leaves you laughing, then checking your pockets.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Allston, Aaron. (2026, January 16). Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/definition-of-free-you-pay-for-it-whether-or-not-137592/
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Allston, Aaron. "Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/definition-of-free-you-pay-for-it-whether-or-not-137592/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/definition-of-free-you-pay-for-it-whether-or-not-137592/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.











