"Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin"
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The specific intent is to puncture the civic piety that treats elections as inherently meaningful acts of popular sovereignty. Vidal isn’t arguing that voting is pointless in some abstract, nihilist way. He’s arguing that the system is engineered to deliver the sensation of agency while keeping outcomes safely within a narrow band of elite consensus. The joke smuggles in a structural critique: when policy is preselected by donors, party machines, and permanent institutions, “choice” becomes a marketing experience, not a governing one.
Subtextually, the line targets the two-party duopoly without even naming it. By refusing the sacred nouns (Republican, Democrat), Vidal makes the parties sound like off-brand products in competition over shelf space. That’s the cynicism: democracy reduced to consumerism, citizenship reduced to shopping.
Context matters. Vidal spent decades as an American aristocrat-turned-dissident, watching Cold War militarism, media consolidation, and corporate power harden into a political common sense. The aspirin gag isn’t light; it’s a diagnosis: the pain persists, and the system keeps selling you the same pill.
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Vidal, Gore. (2026, January 15). Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democracy-is-supposed-to-give-you-the-feeling-of-150872/
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Vidal, Gore. "Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democracy-is-supposed-to-give-you-the-feeling-of-150872/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Democracy is supposed to give you the feeling of choice, like Painkiller X and Painkiller Y. But they're both just aspirin." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democracy-is-supposed-to-give-you-the-feeling-of-150872/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.







