"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department"
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The intent is less to “both-sides” than to expose the marketing logic beneath partisan bragging. Intelligence and morality become brand attributes, not governing outcomes. Shearer, a career satirist inside an actor’s skin (Simpsons, radio, impression work), knows how public life gets reduced to characters: the wonk, the good family man, the corrupt genius, the righteous idiot. His subtext: politics is a system designed to reward performance of values more than the practice of them.
The line also takes a swipe at the audience. If you go shopping for purity in a realm built on bargaining, compromise, and incentives, you’re not naive you’re misinformed about the product. That doesn’t mean morals are irrelevant; it means the moral drama voters crave is often satisfied through symbolism: stump-speech piety, technocratic name-dropping, tribal contempt. Shearer’s cynicism is calibrated: not “everyone’s the same,” but “stop pretending the sales pitch is the inventory.”
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Shearer, Harry. (n.d.). Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democrats-always-like-to-brag-that-their-guys-are-156793/
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Shearer, Harry. "Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democrats-always-like-to-brag-that-their-guys-are-156793/.
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"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/democrats-always-like-to-brag-that-their-guys-are-156793/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.










