"Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention"
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Coming from a clergyman, the jab lands with particular bite. Clergy are supposed to dignify hardship, even sanctify it. Horton instead warns that desperation can become a kind of moral short-circuit: when you’re cornered, you stop making choices and start making bargains. The “wrong attention” isn’t only criminals or predators, though that’s the surface image. It’s also the attention of our worst instincts and opportunists inside respectable systems: the lender who smells urgency, the demagogue who offers certainty, the ideology that promises relief if you surrender judgment.
The line works because it smuggles a pastoral lesson into a hardboiled punchline. It refuses sentimental consolation and replaces it with a bracing, almost cynical realism: need doesn’t automatically attract mercy; it often attracts surveillance, exploitation, and consequences that outlast the crisis. Horton’s warning is less “don’t feel desperate” than “don’t let desperation drive the car.”
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Horton, Douglas. (2026, January 15). Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/desperation-is-like-stealing-from-the-mafia-you-155352/
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Horton, Douglas. "Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/desperation-is-like-stealing-from-the-mafia-you-155352/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/desperation-is-like-stealing-from-the-mafia-you-155352/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.










