"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him"
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The specific intent is defensive comedy. Barrymore doesn’t argue with death; he patronizes it. That’s the trick: he converts existential fear into class-inflected, theatrical disdain. “Conventional” is the dagger. Everyone dies, so dying is common. For a man whose public persona depended on exceptionality - the Great Profile, the Great Hamlet, the Great Barrymore - the idea of submitting to the one fate that flattens all reputations reads like an insult to brand management.
The subtext is more nervous than it pretends. It’s a joke that only lands because the speaker knows exactly how unstoppable the thing is. You can hear the strain behind the elegance: if you can make death look tacky, maybe you can postpone it, or at least keep it from owning the final review.
Context matters: Barrymore was Hollywood royalty and stage legend, also notoriously self-destructive in an era when celebrity was becoming mass consumption. The quip uses aristocratic hauteur to cover vulnerability, a performer insisting that even his ending must be rewritten. It’s funny because it’s impossible - and because he almost convinces you anyway.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Barrymore, John. (2026, January 15). Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/
Chicago Style
Barrymore, John. "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.







