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Daily Inspiration Quote by John Barrymore

"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him"

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Death shows up here not as tragedy but as bad taste - a third-act cliché Barrymore refuses to play. The line is pure actor’s bravado, delivered like a raised eyebrow: “Die? I should say not” turns mortality into a social gaffe, and “dear fellow” makes the audience complicit, as if we’re sharing a drink while the universe embarrasses itself.

The specific intent is defensive comedy. Barrymore doesn’t argue with death; he patronizes it. That’s the trick: he converts existential fear into class-inflected, theatrical disdain. “Conventional” is the dagger. Everyone dies, so dying is common. For a man whose public persona depended on exceptionality - the Great Profile, the Great Hamlet, the Great Barrymore - the idea of submitting to the one fate that flattens all reputations reads like an insult to brand management.

The subtext is more nervous than it pretends. It’s a joke that only lands because the speaker knows exactly how unstoppable the thing is. You can hear the strain behind the elegance: if you can make death look tacky, maybe you can postpone it, or at least keep it from owning the final review.

Context matters: Barrymore was Hollywood royalty and stage legend, also notoriously self-destructive in an era when celebrity was becoming mass consumption. The quip uses aristocratic hauteur to cover vulnerability, a performer insisting that even his ending must be rewritten. It’s funny because it’s impossible - and because he almost convinces you anyway.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Barrymore, John. (2026, January 15). Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/

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Barrymore, John. "Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/die-i-should-say-not-dear-fellow-no-barrymore-77629/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.

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