"Diplomats were invented simply to waste time"
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The intent is barbed but strategic. By framing diplomats as invented rather than evolved, he implies bureaucracy is artificial: a self-justifying class that turns urgent problems into endless process. The subtext is that delay functions as policy. Time buys leverage, cools public pressure, lets armies reposition, allows leaders to avoid committing to unpopular choices until alternatives disappear. “Waste” is moral language applied to a political tactic, and that tension is the joke: everyone knows diplomacy is often about stalling, but saying it out loud punctures the polite fiction that negotiations are purely sincere problem-solving.
Context sharpens the cynicism. Lloyd George’s career was forged by the First World War, the Versailles settlement, and the brittle interwar order - moments when “talks” could be either a thin hope of avoiding catastrophe or a mask for it. His quip carries a leader’s impatience with intermediaries, but also an insider’s recognition that states need the buffer. Diplomats don’t just waste time; they manufacture it, and in politics, manufactured time can be the difference between compromise and collapse.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Later attribution: David Lloyd George (David Lloyd George) modern compilation
Evidence: house of commons 11 november 1918 diplomats were invented simply to waste time Other candidates (1) Diplomatic Practice: Between Tradition And Innovation (Juergen Kleiner, 2009) compilation85.7% ... David Lloyd George, British prime minister from 1916 to 1922, thought that “diplomats were invented simply to was... |
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