"Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries"
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“Divorce” as “a resumption of diplomatic relations” is Bierce at his sharpest: he doesn’t just mock marriage, he demotes it. Love, intimacy, and devotion get stripped of their romance and recast as geopolitics - two states that tried a merger, found it unworkable, and now return to the cooler, safer rituals of treaties and borders.
The joke works because “diplomatic relations” implies distance, protocol, and plausible deniability. In Bierce’s framing, marriage is less a sacred bond than a failed annexation: private territory invaded, resources combined, sovereignty surrendered. Divorce, then, isn’t tragedy or liberation; it’s administration. “Rectification of boundaries” is the real dagger. That bureaucratic word - rectification - makes the emotional wreckage sound like a cartographer’s minor correction, as if heartbreak is just a line redrawn on a map.
The subtext is cynicism about human motives and institutions. Bierce suggests that couples don’t so much fall out of love as they reassert self-interest. The moment the union stops paying dividends, the parties revert to negotiation, asset division, and strategic distance - the same logic that governs nations, not souls.
Context matters: Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary was forged in the Gilded Age, when American public life was increasingly managerial, legalistic, and money-soaked. His journalism-trained ear catches how official language launders pain into procedure. The line stings because it’s not only funny; it’s uncomfortably accurate about how modern life turns the most intimate collapse into paperwork.
The joke works because “diplomatic relations” implies distance, protocol, and plausible deniability. In Bierce’s framing, marriage is less a sacred bond than a failed annexation: private territory invaded, resources combined, sovereignty surrendered. Divorce, then, isn’t tragedy or liberation; it’s administration. “Rectification of boundaries” is the real dagger. That bureaucratic word - rectification - makes the emotional wreckage sound like a cartographer’s minor correction, as if heartbreak is just a line redrawn on a map.
The subtext is cynicism about human motives and institutions. Bierce suggests that couples don’t so much fall out of love as they reassert self-interest. The moment the union stops paying dividends, the parties revert to negotiation, asset division, and strategic distance - the same logic that governs nations, not souls.
Context matters: Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary was forged in the Gilded Age, when American public life was increasingly managerial, legalistic, and money-soaked. His journalism-trained ear catches how official language launders pain into procedure. The line stings because it’s not only funny; it’s uncomfortably accurate about how modern life turns the most intimate collapse into paperwork.
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| Topic | Divorce |
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| Source | Ambrose Bierce — entry "Divorce", The Devil's Dictionary (satirical definitions collection). |
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