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Daily Inspiration Quote by Anton Chekhov

"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too"

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Chekhov lands the punchline with a clinician's calm: the sentence reads like a bedside pronouncement, but it’s really a scalpel taken to two pillars of bourgeois respectability. The joke works because it starts from a familiar cynical premise - lawyers as sanctioned predators - then twists the knife by granting doctors a darker superpower. Robbery is bad; robbery with mortality attached is existential.

The intent isn’t a literal indictment of medicine so much as a satirical audit of trust. Chekhov knew both worlds intimately: trained as a physician, he practiced medicine while writing, and he lived in a Russia where professional classes were expanding alongside bureaucratic incompetence, poverty, and uneven access to care. In that context, the doctor isn’t a pure healer; he’s a gatekeeper operating inside a system where money changes hands and outcomes aren’t guaranteed. When treatment fails, the transaction feels obscene: you’ve paid, and you’ve lost.

Subtextually, he’s puncturing the comforting myth that expertise equals benevolence. Lawyers and doctors sell specialized knowledge ordinary people can’t easily challenge. That imbalance breeds resentment, and Chekhov weaponizes it: the line flatters the audience’s suspicion while smuggling in a bleaker point about human fragility. You can recover your property; you can’t appeal death.

There’s also self-directed bite here. Coming from a doctor-writer famous for compassion, it reads like gallows humor from someone who’s watched good intentions collide with bad tools, bad institutions, and bad luck - and still has to send the bill.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Chekhov, Anton. (2026, January 16). Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-just-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-128862/

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Chekhov, Anton. "Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-just-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-128862/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-just-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-128862/. Accessed 25 Feb. 2026.

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Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov (January 29, 1860 - July 14, 1904) was a Dramatist from Russia.

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