"Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too"
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The intent isn’t a literal accusation so much as a theatrical truth: both medicine and law operate behind curtains of expertise. The client or patient has to surrender control, sign forms, swallow prescriptions, trust interpretations. Chekhov’s comedy exposes the asymmetry. If the outcome is bad, it rarely reads as fraud; it reads as “complications,” “necessity,” “the system.” That euphemism is the real target.
The subtext carries a darker Russian fin-de-siecle skepticism. Chekhov trained and worked as a physician, writing in an era when medicine was advancing but still blunt, painful, and often ineffective; infection and iatrogenic harm were common companions. So the joke is also self-directed: a dramatist-doctor confessing that the healer’s halo is partly stage lighting. His theater repeatedly strips institutions down to their human core: vanity, routine, self-protection, the quiet violence of incompetence.
What makes it work is the moral whiplash. You laugh, then remember you’ve been on that table: billed, examined, and asked to trust. The line turns professional prestige into a question rather than an answer.
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Chekhov, Anton. (2026, January 17). Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-33675/
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Chekhov, Anton. "Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-33675/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/doctors-are-the-same-as-lawyers-the-only-33675/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.







