"Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks"
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Then he undercuts any drift toward self-seriousness with the second rule: don’t pick up too many checks. It’s a joke with teeth. Ruth’s image was built on appetite - for home runs, nightlife, attention - and here he’s admitting that fame comes with a thousand small demands that add up: dinners, entourages, “just this once” favors, the soft pressure to be the generous legend in every room. The “checks” are literal bills, but also obligations: the cost of playing the role.
The craft is in the pairing. He starts with the grand problem (media illusion) and swerves to the petty one (money), implying they’re the same trap: other people scripting your identity and spending it for you. Ruth’s intent isn’t to preach virtue; it’s to teach boundaries, with a wink, to anyone who’s about to learn that being adored can still make you broke - financially, socially, or both.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Ruth, Babe. (2026, January 17). Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-ever-forget-two-things-im-going-to-tell-you-30017/
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Ruth, Babe. "Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-ever-forget-two-things-im-going-to-tell-you-30017/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Don't ever forget two things I'm going to tell you. One, don't believe everything that's written about you. Two, don't pick up too many checks." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-ever-forget-two-things-im-going-to-tell-you-30017/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








