"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while"
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The joke works because it flips causality. We don’t talk about the weather because it matters; the weather matters because it gives us permission to talk. “Don’t knock” sounds like advice, even etiquette, but it’s a setup for the punchline that nine-tenths of us are conversationally undercapitalized. Hubbard isn’t mocking shy people so much as exposing how conversation is often less about exchanging ideas than managing risk. Weather is neutral territory: nobody has to reveal politics, money problems, desire, loneliness. A change in temperature becomes an alibi for contact.
There’s also an implicit media critique. As a journalist in the early 20th century, Hubbard lived in a world where mass print culture was standardizing what counted as “safe” public speech. The weather report, like the headline, becomes shared script. His fraction - nine-tenths - is intentionally exaggerated, the old humorist’s trick: make the social truth feel statistical, like it’s been verified, so the reader laughs and winces at once.
Under the punchline sits a mild warning: when our conversational starters require external change, we’re admitting we can’t generate curiosity on our own.
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... Don't knock the weather ; nine - tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while . -KIN HUBBARD Making Predictions The people in the photos on page 10 making small talk . What are they saying ... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hubbard, Kin. (2026, February 12). Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/
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Hubbard, Kin. "Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." FixQuotes. February 12, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." FixQuotes, 12 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.






