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Daily Inspiration Quote by Kin Hubbard

"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while"

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Small talk gets a bad rap, but Hubbard twists the knife: the weather isn’t the problem, we are. The line pretends to defend meteorology while really indicting social habit. It’s classic newsroom-bred cynicism, delivered with a shrugging Midwestern grin: people claim to hate banal conversation, yet they rely on banality as a social life-support system.

The joke works because it flips causality. We don’t talk about the weather because it matters; the weather matters because it gives us permission to talk. “Don’t knock” sounds like advice, even etiquette, but it’s a setup for the punchline that nine-tenths of us are conversationally undercapitalized. Hubbard isn’t mocking shy people so much as exposing how conversation is often less about exchanging ideas than managing risk. Weather is neutral territory: nobody has to reveal politics, money problems, desire, loneliness. A change in temperature becomes an alibi for contact.

There’s also an implicit media critique. As a journalist in the early 20th century, Hubbard lived in a world where mass print culture was standardizing what counted as “safe” public speech. The weather report, like the headline, becomes shared script. His fraction - nine-tenths - is intentionally exaggerated, the old humorist’s trick: make the social truth feel statistical, like it’s been verified, so the reader laughs and winces at once.

Under the punchline sits a mild warning: when our conversational starters require external change, we’re admitting we can’t generate curiosity on our own.

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TopicWitty One-Liners
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Later attribution: 博采英语 (2001) modern compilationISBN: 9787302043454 · ID: xsui1X3wEgAC
Text match: 95.00%   Provider: Google Books
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... Don't knock the weather ; nine - tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while . -KIN HUBBARD Making Predictions The people in the photos on page 10 making small talk . What are they saying ...
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Hubbard, Kin. (2026, February 12). Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/

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Hubbard, Kin. "Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." FixQuotes. February 12, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while." FixQuotes, 12 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-knock-the-weather-nine-tenths-of-the-people-32336/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Kin Hubbard (September 1, 1868 - December 26, 1930) was a Journalist from USA.

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