"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish"
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The subtext is Twain’s favorite target: human vanity dressed up as storytelling. The braggart wants the glow of admiration without paying the price of truth. Twain lets the braggart keep the urge, but demands better stagecraft: if you must embellish, do it where verification is inconvenient and politeness can do its work. It’s cynicism with a practical edge, exposing how social life runs on a constant negotiation between performance and proof.
Context matters: Twain came out of river towns and frontier circuits where stories functioned like currency and status symbols. In such places, the tall tale isn’t a private failing; it’s a public sport with rules. His line sketches one of those rules: the farther you are from the evidence, the safer your self-mythology. It’s a joke about fish that doubles as a theory of misinformation, long before the term existed.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Twain, Mark. (2026, January 15). Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-tell-fish-stories-where-the-people-know-you-34159/
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Twain, Mark. "Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-tell-fish-stories-where-the-people-know-you-34159/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-tell-fish-stories-where-the-people-know-you-34159/. Accessed 19 Feb. 2026.










