"Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years"
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A line like this lands because it turns a respectable credential into a punchline. “24 consecutive years” is comically precise, the kind of exaggerated bookkeeping that signals satire rather than policy. Bruce isn’t railing against learning; he’s mocking a particular species of professionalized intelligence: the person who never leaves the institutional greenhouse long enough to test ideas against weather.
The intent is a warning about insulation. School, in this framing, becomes less a place to grow and more a place to hide - an environment where incentives reward fluency over friction, argument over accountability, theory over consequence. The “don’t trust” phrasing is deliberately blunt, mimicking folk wisdom. It positions the speaker as someone who’s seen how expertise can curdle into self-protection: jargon as armor, credentials as substitute for judgment, and endless training as a way to postpone exposure to the messy stakes of real decisions.
The subtext is anti-priesthood. A person in school for 24 straight years isn’t just educated; they’re credentialed into a class system where gatekeeping is the job. Bruce taps the cultural suspicion that institutions can breed conformity and status anxiety, producing people who are brilliant at navigating committees and terrible at recognizing when the map no longer matches the territory.
Contextually, it fits a late-20th-century/early-21st-century skepticism toward “experts” that often spikes during political and economic volatility. The joke works because it flatters practical experience without romanticizing it: trust isn’t earned by being uneducated, but by being un-sheltered.
The intent is a warning about insulation. School, in this framing, becomes less a place to grow and more a place to hide - an environment where incentives reward fluency over friction, argument over accountability, theory over consequence. The “don’t trust” phrasing is deliberately blunt, mimicking folk wisdom. It positions the speaker as someone who’s seen how expertise can curdle into self-protection: jargon as armor, credentials as substitute for judgment, and endless training as a way to postpone exposure to the messy stakes of real decisions.
The subtext is anti-priesthood. A person in school for 24 straight years isn’t just educated; they’re credentialed into a class system where gatekeeping is the job. Bruce taps the cultural suspicion that institutions can breed conformity and status anxiety, producing people who are brilliant at navigating committees and terrible at recognizing when the map no longer matches the territory.
Contextually, it fits a late-20th-century/early-21st-century skepticism toward “experts” that often spikes during political and economic volatility. The joke works because it flatters practical experience without romanticizing it: trust isn’t earned by being uneducated, but by being un-sheltered.
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