"Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink"
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Long, the Louisiana governor who thrived in the thick of mid-century patronage and backroom dealing, understood that politics isn't just what you do; it's what you can later be pinned to. The intent is practical: reduce permanence, reduce witnesses, reduce risk. Writing is evidence. A phone call can be misheard but still recounted. Talk can be denied. A whisper narrows the audience. A smile or nod makes meaning portable and unprovable. The wink is the final evolutionary form: a message that lands with insiders and evaporates on the record.
The subtext is cynical but lucid: transparency is for amateurs. Public life runs on private signals, especially when you're trading favors, floating trial balloons, or testing loyalties. It's also a little performance of Southern populist savvy - a politician who plays the bumpkin while quietly teaching you how power actually keeps itself clean.
The brilliance is the rhythm. The repetition feels like homespun wisdom, almost comic, but it's a procedural manual for staying untouchable. In a system where the wrong sentence can become a headline, Long offers a doctrine: speak in ways that can't be subpoenaed.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Long, Earl. (2026, January 14). Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-write-anything-you-can-phone-dont-phone-56082/
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Long, Earl. "Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-write-anything-you-can-phone-dont-phone-56082/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don't smile anything you can nod. Don't nod anything you can wink." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/dont-write-anything-you-can-phone-dont-phone-56082/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









