"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
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A joke that lands because it sounds like a product slogan and a prayer at the same time. Groening’s line flatters donuts with the kind of grand, rhetorical awe usually reserved for technology, politics, or religion: “Is there anything they can’t do?” It’s mock-epic, taking a small, sugary object and inflating it to all-purpose solution. That mismatch is the engine. You can feel the ad-world cadence in it, but it’s filtered through the exhausted, late-capitalist appetite for quick comfort.
The subtext is less “donuts are great” than “our expectations are broken.” When life is complicated, institutions feel unreliable, and self-improvement is tedious, the donut becomes a dependable miracle: cheap, immediate, and engineered to hit the brain’s reward circuitry. Groening isn’t moralizing about indulgence so much as pointing to the seductions of the easy fix. The humor works because we recognize the pattern everywhere: we keep asking objects to do emotional labor.
Context matters: Groening’s comedic universe (most famously The Simpsons) is built on affectionate contempt for American consumerism, where family, work, and civic life are mediated by brands and snacks. Homer’s devotion to donuts is funny because it’s sincere; it’s also funny because it’s pathetic in a specifically modern way, the way a dopamine loop masquerades as personality. The line’s brilliance is its brevity: two words, then a question that turns a pastry into a worldview.
The subtext is less “donuts are great” than “our expectations are broken.” When life is complicated, institutions feel unreliable, and self-improvement is tedious, the donut becomes a dependable miracle: cheap, immediate, and engineered to hit the brain’s reward circuitry. Groening isn’t moralizing about indulgence so much as pointing to the seductions of the easy fix. The humor works because we recognize the pattern everywhere: we keep asking objects to do emotional labor.
Context matters: Groening’s comedic universe (most famously The Simpsons) is built on affectionate contempt for American consumerism, where family, work, and civic life are mediated by brands and snacks. Homer’s devotion to donuts is funny because it’s sincere; it’s also funny because it’s pathetic in a specifically modern way, the way a dopamine loop masquerades as personality. The line’s brilliance is its brevity: two words, then a question that turns a pastry into a worldview.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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| Source | Verified source: Oxford Dictionary of Humorous Quotations (Gyles Brandreth, 2013)ISBN: 9780191060441 · ID: I_auCgAAQBAJ
Evidence: ... Donuts . Is there anything they can't do ? Homer Simpson □ Matt Groening 1954– American humorist and satirist : The Simpsons ' Marge vs the Monorail ' ( 2002 ) , written by Conan O'Brien 27 ' For what we are about to receive , Oh Lord ... Other candidates (1) Matt Groening (Matt Groening) compilation29.1% f tentative results there are several theories near as we can figure out it has |
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