"Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in"
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The wicked fun is in the mechanics. "Candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches" turns opposition into ventriloquism: the politician as impersonator, the platform as a recycled script. Mencken isn't arguing that parties are identical in a policy spreadsheet sense; he's mocking the incentives that make them converge rhetorically. When every election is a chase for the median voter, difference becomes a marketing problem. You borrow the other side's moral language, launder it, then sell it back as your own.
Then comes the punchline: politics as pest control. If all you can realistically do is "turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in", civic participation shrinks to rotation, not reform. Mencken's cynicism is strategic, not lazy: it weaponizes disgust to puncture sanctimony. Written in the early 20th century, amid booming mass media and professionalized campaigning, it anticipates the modern sense that the spectacle is the system. The subtext is bleakly American: we keep mistaking a change of management for a change of direction, and calling the ritual virtue.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Mencken, H. L. (2026, January 17). Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/each-party-steals-so-many-articles-of-faith-from-36235/
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Mencken, H. L. "Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/each-party-steals-so-many-articles-of-faith-from-36235/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Each party steals so many articles of faith from the other, and the candidates spend so much time making each other's speeches, that by the time election day is past there is nothing much to do save turn the sitting rascals out and let a new gang in." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/each-party-steals-so-many-articles-of-faith-from-36235/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.
