"Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes"
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The intent feels less like celebration than defense. Diamond spent years as Screech, a character the culture treated as a joke you couldn't take back. When you're frozen in the public mind as a caricature, "taste" becomes a trap: try to be elevated and you look like you're auditioning for forgiveness; lean into the slacker image and you at least control the narrative. The subtext is a kind of negotiated identity: I know what you think this says about me, and I'm choosing it anyway. Not aspirational, just honest in the specific way public figures get when they're tired of being processed.
Context matters: this is post-ironic masculinity before the term got gentrified by thinkpieces. It's a snapshot of an era when gaming and TV were still treated as suspiciously unproductive, and admitting you liked them carried a whiff of self-indictment. Diamond turns that indictment into a tagline, reclaiming "gross" as an aesthetic and, quietly, a shield.
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