"Eating people is wrong"
About this Quote
That deliberate flatness is the intent. Flanders isn’t debating ethics; he’s parodying the way moral authority often presents itself: simple, declarative, self-satisfied. The subtext is a jab at moralizing that confuses clarity with depth. When you state the obvious in the tone of a public-service announcement, you expose how often "rules" are just social scripts - and how quickly people accept them without asking what happens when the script meets a messier case.
Context matters because Flanders’ era prized the veneer of civility: postwar Britain rebuilding itself on restraint, order, and a certain well-bred earnestness. His comedy frequently smuggled sharp critiques through sing-song reasonableness. This line fits that method: the more calmly it’s delivered, the more it hints at darker human appetites - cruelty, exploitation, predation - being domesticated by tidy language. It’s funny because it’s ridiculous; it’s memorable because it suggests that societies often handle the monstrous not by confronting it, but by filing it under "obviously wrong" and moving on.
Quote Details
| Topic | Dark Humor |
|---|---|
| Source | Verified source: At the Drop of a Hat (Michael Flanders, 1957)
Evidence:
Eating people is wrong (Song: "The Reluctant Cannibal" (Side Two on Parlophone PMC 1033)). Primary origin is as a lyric line in the Flanders & Swann song/sketch “The Reluctant Cannibal,” written by Michael Flanders (lyrics) and performed in their stage revue At the Drop of a Hat. The earliest well-documented, date-specific publication/performance evidence I could verify quickly is the contemporaneous live LP: Wikipedia’s entry for At the Drop of a Hat states the first Parlophone LP (PMC 1033) was recorded at the Fortune Theatre on 21 Feb 1957 (and another show on 25 Feb) and includes “The Reluctant Cannibal” on Side Two. That establishes the quote in a primary, contemporaneous recording context in 1957. However, I could not verify from an authoritative theatre-programme scan or script facsimile the exact first on-stage performance date of “The Reluctant Cannibal” earlier than that recording; the revue itself had a 1956 fringe run and a 1957 West End run, so it’s possible the line was spoken/sung in 1956, but I cannot confirm that as the FIRST occurrence from a primary artifact in this search session. For a later secondary confirmation tying the line to the song, see discussions that describe the lyric in the same context (e.g., History News Network article referencing the song and line), but those are not the primary origin. |
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"Eating people is wrong." FixQuotes, 21 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/eating-people-is-wrong-131308/. Accessed 27 Mar. 2026.




