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"Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen"

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Bierce lands the joke like a scalpel: egotism isn’t roaring narcissism, it’s the quiet confidence of ink. The New York Times crossword functions here as a cultural credential, a little merit badge for the self-congratulating brain. Doing it “with a pen” sharpens the satire: pencil is humility, erasure, the admission that you might be wrong. Pen is performance. It announces you’re not merely solving; you’re certifying your own correctness in permanent form, betting your identity on being the kind of person who doesn’t need second chances.

The intent is classic Bierce: strip a high-minded word down to a petty behavior and watch respectability squirm. “Egotism” is usually condemned in grand moral tones; Bierce reframes it as a parlor vice of the educated classes. The subtext needles the status economy of intelligence. Crosswords are leisure, but this particular crossword is also a social signal, a way to say “I belong to the smart set.” The pen turns that signal into a declaration of superiority: I don’t revise, I don’t doubt, I don’t lose.

Context matters. Bierce’s Devil’s Dictionary is a sustained assault on bourgeois pieties and the self-serving language of public life. In an era when print culture helped define who counted as “serious,” he distrusts the rituals that let people confuse taste with virtue. The line still works because our modern equivalents are everywhere: the tweeted dunk, the unedited hot take, the LinkedIn humblebrag. Ink is certainty, and Bierce knows certainty is ego dressed as intellect.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bierce, Ambrose. (2026, January 18). Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/egotism-n-doing-the-new-york-times-crossword-3685/

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Bierce, Ambrose. "Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/egotism-n-doing-the-new-york-times-crossword-3685/.

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"Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/egotism-n-doing-the-new-york-times-crossword-3685/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Ambrose Bierce

Ambrose Bierce (June 24, 1842 - December 26, 1914) was a Journalist from USA.

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