"Even if I had a tuxedo I wouldn't wear it to school"
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A tuxedo is supposed to be a social cheat code: instant polish, instant respectability, instant belonging. Henry Thomas flips that fantasy into something bluntly teenage and quietly defiant. “Even if I had” is the key phrase - it’s not a complaint about access or money. It’s a refusal to play the game even when the costume is available. The line reads like a shrug, but it’s really a boundary.
School, in this framing, isn’t just a building; it’s a social sorting machine where identity gets negotiated daily in hallways, not ballrooms. A tuxedo would be a kind of overcommitment to other people’s expectations - dressing for an imagined adult world of ceremonies and rules, then dragging that performance into a place defined by peer surveillance and institutional authority. The subtext: I’m not auditioning for you. I’m not letting “success” be measured by how well I can imitate somebody else’s idea of seriousness.
Coming from an actor, the irony lands harder. Thomas makes his living wearing costumes and selling believable versions of other selves. So this quip works as a small act of self-protection: a reminder that the performance has a time and place, and that authenticity sometimes means refusing the outfit, not earning it. It also captures a very American suspicion of forced formality - the sense that dress codes don’t create discipline so much as compliance. The joke isn’t that a tuxedo is ridiculous; it’s that school can demand a tuxedo mindset.
School, in this framing, isn’t just a building; it’s a social sorting machine where identity gets negotiated daily in hallways, not ballrooms. A tuxedo would be a kind of overcommitment to other people’s expectations - dressing for an imagined adult world of ceremonies and rules, then dragging that performance into a place defined by peer surveillance and institutional authority. The subtext: I’m not auditioning for you. I’m not letting “success” be measured by how well I can imitate somebody else’s idea of seriousness.
Coming from an actor, the irony lands harder. Thomas makes his living wearing costumes and selling believable versions of other selves. So this quip works as a small act of self-protection: a reminder that the performance has a time and place, and that authenticity sometimes means refusing the outfit, not earning it. It also captures a very American suspicion of forced formality - the sense that dress codes don’t create discipline so much as compliance. The joke isn’t that a tuxedo is ridiculous; it’s that school can demand a tuxedo mindset.
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