"Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
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Tyler's intent isn't just to be cute about cats and dogs. She's exposing how perspective manufactures meaning. The same act that feels like errands and receipts to us can look, from a different set of assumptions, like prowess. It's a sly reminder that intelligence isn't only about facts; it's about the story your brain automatically fits facts into. Pets, in this imagined translation, become accidental anthropologists, interpreting our behavior with the limited data they have: we leave; we return; food appears. Causality becomes heroism.
The subtext has a sharper edge: our culture's distance from labor and violence. We like our meat without the hunt, the blood, the knowledge. Tyler punctures that denial with a warm needle, letting us laugh at the absurdity while also noticing the truth underneath: we are beneficiaries of systems that deliver "half a cow" with none of the visceral accountability. The line works because it's affectionate and unsettling at once - a cozy domestic joke that quietly asks what else our conveniences let us pretend about ourselves.
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| Topic | Pet Love |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Tyler, Anne. (2026, January 17). Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ever-consider-what-pets-must-think-of-us-i-mean-63794/
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Tyler, Anne. "Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ever-consider-what-pets-must-think-of-us-i-mean-63794/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/ever-consider-what-pets-must-think-of-us-i-mean-63794/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








