"Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman"
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The subtext is class and survival. Lugosi came up through European theater, then Hollywood, and became globally famous as Dracula - a role that both made him and trapped him. When your livelihood depends on being legible to an audience, you’re perpetually negotiating between selfhood and marketability. “Mad” becomes shorthand for the willingness to submit to that bargain: to be used, to be typecast, to chase the next part as if it were oxygen.
There’s also a dark joke tucked inside the occupational roll call. Plumber, bookkeeper, salesman: the sturdy archetypes of post-Depression respectability. Lugosi contrasts them with the actor as a kind of sanctioned deviant, someone who can’t (or won’t) fit neatly into the economy’s sensible roles. It’s funny because it’s true, and it’s true because it’s a little cruel - the best kind of showbiz truth.
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"Every actor is somewhat mad, or else he'd be a plumber or a bookkeeper or a salesman." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/every-actor-is-somewhat-mad-or-else-hed-be-a-18541/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





