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Daily Inspiration Quote by Dom DeLuise

"Every couple of seconds out here they're honoring somebody. You've got to get dressed, go in and sit down. Invariably somebody makes a speech"

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Awards culture gets skewered here not with righteous anger but with Dom DeLuise's signature exasperated warmth: the gripe of a working actor who knows the whole machine from the inside. The line lands because it treats "honor" as a kind of weather in Hollywood - constant, unavoidable, and slightly inconvenient. "Every couple of seconds" is deliberate exaggeration, the comic inflation that exposes a serious truth: when recognition becomes routine, it stops feeling like recognition and starts feeling like scheduling.

The specifics do the real work. "You've got to get dressed" reduces glamour to obligation. Black tie becomes a uniform, the red carpet a commute. DeLuise isn't attacking gratitude; he's puncturing the ritual. The phrase "go in and sit down" is deadpan, almost bureaucratic, flattening what the industry sells as magic into a tedious sequence of movements. Then comes the punchline that isn't even a punchline: "Invariably somebody makes a speech". Of course they do. The speech is the currency of the ceremony - the moral cover that justifies the spectacle.

Subtext: the entertainment industry is addicted to narrating its own importance. Honors aren't only about talent; they're about keeping everyone orbiting the same social sun, reaffirming hierarchies, making sure the cameras keep rolling. Coming from a comedian known for big-hearted performances, the critique hits harder: it's not cynicism for sport, it's fatigue with a culture where celebration is compulsory and sincerity gets crowded out by protocol.

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DeLuise, Dom. (2026, January 15). Every couple of seconds out here they're honoring somebody. You've got to get dressed, go in and sit down. Invariably somebody makes a speech. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/every-couple-of-seconds-out-here-theyre-honoring-145370/

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DeLuise, Dom. "Every couple of seconds out here they're honoring somebody. You've got to get dressed, go in and sit down. Invariably somebody makes a speech." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/every-couple-of-seconds-out-here-theyre-honoring-145370/.

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"Every couple of seconds out here they're honoring somebody. You've got to get dressed, go in and sit down. Invariably somebody makes a speech." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/every-couple-of-seconds-out-here-theyre-honoring-145370/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.

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Dom DeLuise (born August 1, 1933) is a Actor from USA.

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