"Every day each of us wakes up, reaches into drawers and closets, pulls out a costume for the day and proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous"
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Schmich lands her punch by calling the most routine human act a farce: getting dressed as theater. “Reaches into drawers and closets” is domestic, boring, almost tenderly ordinary - and then she detonates it with “costume.” That one word reframes the closet as a prop room and the self as a performer, turning “personal style” into something closer to a daily audition for belonging. The line works because it’s funny without being cute; “preposterous” is an adult word for childish behavior, a sly way of admitting that our seriousness about image is, at best, aspirational.
The intent isn’t to shame vanity so much as to puncture the myth of naturalness. We like to believe our look is an extension of our inner truth. Schmich suggests the opposite: the outside is a negotiated script, assembled from trends, workplace norms, gender expectations, subculture signals, and whatever laundry survived. The humor is a pressure release valve, inviting readers to notice how much identity is assembled rather than discovered.
As a journalist, Schmich is fluent in the social choreography of everyday life, and this sentence reads like an observational column aimed at people who think they’re above fashion while still checking the mirror. The subtext: no one opts out. Even “I don’t care” is a look, curated through absence. Calling it “preposterous” isn’t nihilism; it’s permission. If it’s all a costume, you can treat the day like a stage without pretending the outfit is destiny.
The intent isn’t to shame vanity so much as to puncture the myth of naturalness. We like to believe our look is an extension of our inner truth. Schmich suggests the opposite: the outside is a negotiated script, assembled from trends, workplace norms, gender expectations, subculture signals, and whatever laundry survived. The humor is a pressure release valve, inviting readers to notice how much identity is assembled rather than discovered.
As a journalist, Schmich is fluent in the social choreography of everyday life, and this sentence reads like an observational column aimed at people who think they’re above fashion while still checking the mirror. The subtext: no one opts out. Even “I don’t care” is a look, curated through absence. Calling it “preposterous” isn’t nihilism; it’s permission. If it’s all a costume, you can treat the day like a stage without pretending the outfit is destiny.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Mary Schmich, "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" (Chicago Tribune column), June 1, 1997 — contains the line beginning "Every day each of us wakes up...proceeds to dress in a style that can only be called preposterous." |
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